ST. LOUIS, MO — Witnesses report that Micah Rupe was granted instant sainthood after he properly installed a car seat without cussing even once.

According to Leah Rupe, Micah's wife, her husband received a halo and the beatitude of God's faithful saints after he managed to install their 1-year-old's car seat without saying one dirty word or even punching the seat in anger.

"The heavens opened as he finished buckling it in," Leah recalled. "And a voice sounded, saying 'Well done, my good and faithful servant, for you have not let unclean words escape from your lips even as sweat poured from your brow while the little buckle failed to clip in to the bar for the 37th time. Receive the crown prepared for you from before the foundation of the world.' I looked over at Micah, and his face was a

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