SAN FRANCISO, CA - A group of intersectional trans-vegan fair trade climate activists announced plans to form a new Woke Football League, sources confirmed Thursday.

"The WFL will offer a globally conscious alternative to the National Football League," a spokesperson told reporters. "Today's fans are tired of the same old game, with its established rule book and time-honored traditions, which we now know are bad because they were created by a bunch of white men 100 years ago."

In the new league, teams will travel down the field toward the Woke Zone and score points by kicking the ball through the goalposts. However, the goalposts will constantly move away from the players just as they reach the Zone. "We want to demonstrate that True Wokeness can never be fully achieved," the WFL spokesp

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