QUEBEC CITY, QC

A new Quebec law intended to promote something called “religious neutrality” means that conservative Mennonites and Amish have been effectively banned from entering the province. The law prohibits any kind of religious display in public places.

“We don’t want men in suspenders and women in kerchiefs riding our public busses,” said a government spokesperson through a translator. “These busses were made for exclusive use of Quebec’s vibrant atheist population.”

It is not known where agnostics will be allowed to ride the Métro de Montréal or whether only those sporting a Richard Dawkins T-shirt will be permitted on board.

“We’ll work out the kinks between the atheists and agnostics, but right now we’re just trying to deal with all those Mennos,” said the spokesperson. “No

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