‘Institute of Winging It’ praises Reform

The Institute of Winging It has announced Nigel Farage as their patron saint for bringing ‘winging it’ out of the shadows and into mainstream politics.‘Back in the day it was just teenagers starting bands and middle class women opening cafes’, a spokesman said. ‘You know, the kids would buy a couple of guitars and a drumkit missing its cymbals and they’d sit in a garage for hours trying to think of a song. Once in a while they’d announce a date for their first gig before they’d written a note –