OTTAWA, ON

Thousands of Mennonites across Canada were excited to hear that Parliament is going to be “perogied” until March. The new “perogied” status means that Members of Parliament will basically do nothing but eat perogies for the next twelve weeks.

“I would have preferred that they verenikied Parliament, but a pergoied Parliament will have to do,” said Dave Epp, MP for Chatham-Kent-Leamington. “All I ask is that Trudeau leaves us a little .”

Provencher MP Ted Falk was initially critical of the move, but says he’s come around to the idea.

“At first I thought this was just another one of Trudeau’s attempts at prolonging the inevitable,” said Falk, “but when I found out that perogies would be involved, I realized this move may not be as self-serving as I thought. After all, everyone

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