WINKLER, MB

The Winkler Arena was filled to the brim with Jake Dycks this weekend for the twenty-fifth annual Jake Dyck Festival.

“There are Jake Dycks around the world from La Crete and Filadelfia to Shipyard Colony and Cuauhtemoc, but everyone knows that the epicentre of the Jake Dyck world is right here in Vankla,” said event organizer Jake Dyck. “Any Jake Dyck who’s anybody is here this weekend!”

More than five tonnes of has been brought in for the event, though organizers fear they may have to make another purchase of Ronnie’s before the weekend is through.

“Jake Dycks love their and coffee,” said Jake Dyck. “Sure, our knackzoat budget is through the roof, but, hey, this is our biggest Jake Dyck Festival yet!”

The event includes a performance by renowned bluegrass band Jake Dyck

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