COLUMBUS, OH - According to sources, local insurance salesman Bob Brown has come up with a clever solution for maintaining his Christian testimony in spite of being one of the worst drivers to ever be allowed on public roads in history. To avoid making a bad name for Christians, he cleverly covered the entire back of his car with atheist bumper stickers.

"It has taken a load off my mind," said Brown from the driver's seat of his vehicle as he texted with one hand and ate a burrito with another. "Now whenever I cut someone off, rear-end them, or sit stopped at a green light because I didn't notice it was green, I can kinda relax knowing that the person in the other vehicle is thinking 'stupid atheist!' instead of 'stupid Christian!'"

Brown's car is obnoxiously covered with atheist emblems

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