Though votes from the 2022 midterm elections are still being tallied, the writing's on the wall: Republicans blew it. The only way they come back from this is by inspiring voters with some common sense changes to their policy and messaging.

Check out these inspiring ways to get out the vote:

Get some of those wacky wild inflatable flailing arm tube men: No one can resist their siren call.

Put on a sideways baseball cap and do a sweet rap for the urban youth: "Votes are the GOAT. Start representin' yo!", only better than that.

Have Mitch McConnell do a TikTok dance: He'll skyrocket back to relevance!

Say you are for Trump: This will rally the MAGA base.

Say you are against Trump: This will rally the RINO base.

Remind everyone George Floyd was a Republican: Only by voting red ca

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