NASHVILLE, TN — What had been a beautiful, relaxing day at the Hidden Acres Retirement Home was thrown into chaos after conservative internet personality Ben Shapiro burst into the building to tell its residents to rejoin the workforce.

"Get back to work, you lazy bums!" Shapiro shouted at the elderly tenants as they gathered in the facility's cafeteria for lunch. "Retirement is such a stupid idea! It's high time for you freeloading, gray-haired moochers to get off your couches, turn off Judge Judy , and go get productive jobs that contribute something to society. If you have some sort of health problem, you can just work part-time. Social Security and Medicare are killing this country. I don't care how old you geezers are. Make yourselves useful."

One brave resident, 87-year-old Georg

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