BLUMENHOCH, MB

A new Mennonite fast food chain has been caught cutting corners by filling their farmer sausage mostly with sawdust.

“It seems they’re taking notes from their fast food competitors,” said local food critic Mr. Wiebe. “The nerve of those people! They actually thought we couldn’t tell the difference!”

The restaurant has saved more than a thousand dollars so far using this method.

“I don’t think anyone should criticize us,” said owner Mr. Klassen. “I’m just giving the people what they’re asking for: a cheap price. Where else can you get a ring of for seventy-five cents?”

Since the news about the farmer sausage broke this week, many customers are beginning to wonder just what is in their other products.

“I always knew there was something off about those vereniki,” said Mr.

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