U.S. - Birthrates are plunging in the United States, with 2020 reporting the lowest number of births since 1979. Women simply aren't getting married and having children, and this baffles experts, as a large number of available men are out there who are good at video games and who frequently quote the Star Wars movies.

"Yeah, the other guys and I can't figure it out," said population expert Ted Perkins. "We'll put on our best Darth Vader t-shirts and be like, 'Hey, there. I beat all the Resident Evils. Twice.' And women will just stare at us and walk away."

The consensus among men is that it's very unclear what women want, as they've tried getting 100% completion on very difficult games and showing off lightsaber replicas that cost hundreds of dollars, but women never respond with, "Impre

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