A HUSBAND has explained to his wife that he would, without doubt, leave her for Susanna Reid at the first available opportunity.

Charlotte Phelps sought reassurance from husband Martin that he would never abandon her for the Good Morning Britain presenter, to which he responded that he would not even pause to pack a suitcase.

Charlotte said: “He was giggling at her stupid jokes as though she was in the room and it would impress her, so I teasingly asked if he’d ever be momentarily tempted to ditch me if she threw herself at him.

“I was surprised to learn I could ‘keep the house, keep the car, and keep the f**king kids’ and that he would be on the first train to London to ‘kneel in worship between her thighs’ which sounds like he’d thought about it before.

“Shocked, I asked if he’d tr

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