SWIFT CURRENT, SK

Area man Collin Penner, 41, recoiled in horror as he was handed the payment terminal at his local burger joint this Monday evening.

“I tried to punch in the numbers quick and just get out of there, but I didn’t make it,” said Collin, tears in his eyes. “Just as I was about to punch the tip option I got hit with ‘You guys got any plans for the rest of the evening?'”

This, despite the fact it was 10 pm on a Monday … in Swift Current.

“I’m getting quicker with my payment, but so far I’ve never made it out of there without being asked that question,” said Collin. “I mean I wasn’t about to explain I was planning to crawl into bed and doom scroll Charlie Kirk videos or something.”

In fact, in all of Canadian history, only one couple has never escaped a restaurant without b

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