Arch Manning grimaced while throwing an incomplete pass against San Jose State. The internet launched into rampant speculation.

Steve Sarkisian says he refrains from inquiring about what reporters look like while on the toilet.

Relax, everyone, we've only just made it through Week Number Two.

First came the hype . Then came the fizzle . Next, some sizzle.

Now, the grimace. And, plop, here we are.

Arch Manning mania sank to new depths this week, like a giant – ahem, sorry, why don’t I just let Texas coach Steve Sarkisian take it from here.

Asked whether Manning might be playing through injury, Sarkisian responded with a musing about what media members must look while taking care of business on the toilet.

This wasn’t one of those fake AI news conference moments. I triple che

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