Controversial Alt-Mennonite Leader is Fed Up With Being Told Not to Judge

HOFFENBURG, PA

A fringe Mennonite group promoting a “traditional pro-judgement pro-gossip” agenda has been gaining traction in the last few weeks due, in part, to an editorial in BreitBart and a series of memes with spelling mistakes in them.

“The most effective meme we’ve got is one with Willy Wonka saying ‘Oh, realy, tell me more about why I shouldn’t judg,'” said the group’s leader from his Hoffenburg basement suite. “We’re so sick of all this politically correct BS. Where in the Bible does it say we’re not supposed to judge others? That’s right! Nowhere!”

The Alt-Mennonite group claims to represent the true conservative branch of the Mennonite church.

“We’re just going back to the days before all these commie-liberals took over the church and told us we should follow the teachings