PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested in her class’s Career Day presentations than her own students, sources confirm.

“Despite the low pay, lack of resources, disrespectful students, absent administration, vindictive parents, high-stakes standardized testing, and an increasingly politicized curriculum, I really love my job,” said the 8th grade English teacher while browsing Monster.com. “And while I would never leave teaching, it’s just so inspirational learning about event planning and Best Buy cashier jobs, and how somebody would, hypothetically, go about attaining that sort of career and how one might, theoretically, submit your CV to them.”

And while Nance puts on a brave face, her all-encompassing mental exhaustion isn’t going unnoticed.

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