Throughout the season, we'll be posting press box food spread rankings for each of the Philadelphia Eagles' road games. This is probably of no interest to you if you're a sane human being, and, well, I don't care. I'm doing this anyway.

If you're fake-appalled by a sportswriter playfully complaining about free food, shut up, weenie. Please note that we'll have the most recent press box reviews at the top.

Eagles at Buccaneers, Week 4

For the third straight year, the Eagles played a hot-as-hell September game in Tampa. In past years, I've walked a mile or two to the stadium, which proved to be a big, sweaty mistake. This year, I finally wised up and got an Uber.

Upon your arrival to the stadium, media are greeted to the following elevator.

If I didn't know that is an NFL team's logo, I

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