It’s the crossover we’ve always wanted: The Pitt and Abbott Elementary, all in one room. Let’s make it real. The Abbott teachers road trip to Pittsburgh for an intra-state clash against the Eagles, and Melissa and Bradley Cooper accidentally break a beer bottle over the head of famous Steelers fan Snoop Dogg. They end up in the E.R. being tended to by a rotating cabal of doctors who love Snoop but don’t recognize Boop at all; he gets increasingly worked up until he does the Rocket Raccoon voice and they’re like, “ Ohhhh , that guy,” except whoops, they’ve already sedated him. Look, it’s just a starting point. Quinta Brunson can make it not stupid.

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