THE co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s has quit after discovering every tub of the ice-cream would now contain unpalatable right-wing facts, he has confirmed.

Jerry Greenfield left the Unilever-owned company after being barred from left-wing social activism and discovering new flavour Make America Grape Again would be launched this week.

A Ben & Jerry’s spokesman said: “We regret the departure of Mr Greenfield, and also regret his hospitalisation after consuming the Alaskan crude oil at the core of our new Drill Baby Drool hot honey ice-cream. But these are our values now.

“Our new range reflects the current political climate and includes Responsible Gum Ownership, bubblegum-flavoured and containing a live .45 cal bullet, and Mass Deporktations barbecue rib ice-cream with chunks of raw pork in

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