DEARBORN, MI — Mayor Abdullah Hamoud of Dearborn has officially declared that the city will be renamed "Dearborn Islamic Caliphate of Michigan."

Mayor Hamoud made the surprise announcement during a routine City Council meeting last night. After refusing a request to rezone ten acres of city property for industrial use, Hamoud took the opportunity to change the city's name, as well as call for a violent uprising to destroy the infidels in Michigan and all neighboring states.

"First, we will update our signage with the town's new name. Then, we will rid the greater Lansing area of the scourge of infidels once and for all! Death to the infidel!" cried Hamoud, brandishing an AK-47. "From the river to Great Lake, Ohio we will break! Our glorious warriors shall make the grounds of the Toledo s

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