There is of course no evidence to demonstrate that Macbeth sent Banquo a fiftieth birthday greeting card which he had drawn in the shape of a naked woman with sexual innuendo sentences and his signature, a scribbly scrawl, placed to look like her pubes
“Hunger is the reward of emptiness
Which could be of the stomach or the heart
Oh… grant them loaves and fishes and God bless
All those who feed the horse and fill the cart…”
From Source for the Goose is Good Propaganda , by Bachchoo
Donald Chump (the only POTUS to be nominated for the Nobel Piss-Taker Prize?) came with his wife Melania, from September 16 to 18 on a state visit to the UK, invited by King Charles III. The King was persuaded (directed?) by Keir Starmer to write a personally signed invitation to Chump in the interests of