By Josh Gardner, living through his second matcha phase

My unc landlord gave me some sus news today. He’s learned there are bigger numbers than the one he’s currently charging me for rent and is upping payments accordingly. I’m chopped.

My box-room six-person-houseshare swag life is unaffordable. My Patreon, for my work review and ranking Youtube reaction videos, isn’t turning a profit. I’ve got no choice but to crash out.

I’m lowkey shitting myself. Where would I go? The only space where I’ve really built a community of like-minded souls is the Beyblade X fan-fiction forum, and they all live at home.

I fired up Rightmove and started looking for spare rooms. Sadly they were all high-maintenance and demanded a stable income. I was getting less action than when unconvincingly playing a d

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