CHARLIE Kirk has been admitted into The Donald Trump Pantheon of American Heroes, but which other Yanks will be on his new Mount Rushmore?

Donald Trump

The 45th, 47th and soon to be 49th president – the 48th will be Trump as well, but he likes the numbers going up – Trump is undoubtedly the greatest American of all time, as confirmed via seance by George Washington. His radiance illuminates the land and he is loved from sea to shining sea, apart from by the haters.

Abraham Lincoln

A Republican, Trump was surprised to learn two weeks ago and again last week, and leader of the Confederate states who won the Civil War according to the new Fox! Authorised History texts mandatory in all schools. At six feet four inches, shorter than Trump.

Jeffrey Dahmer

An entry to silence critics from t

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