In their ongoing quest to abolish autism using the power of brute force stupidity, President Trump and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. found a new scapegoat: Tylenol.

The over-the-counter painkiller pregnant women have been reaching for since forever is now public enemy number one in their latest report, which links acetaminophen (Tylenol’s generic name) to autism spectrum disorder, or ASD.

At a press conference that felt more like a stunt designed to give the men the illusion of gravitas and power that was immediately dashed, Trump announced, “Taking Tylenol is not good — I’ll say it: It’s not good,” and then butchered the word “acetaminophen.”

Meanwhile, Kennedy announced the FDA would slap a warning label on it. But as with most “breakthroughs” announced by

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