SOME activities bear an inexplicable air of failed marriage about them. Dip your toes in the sad waters of divorce by doing the following:

Take your kids to McDonald’s

The perfect way to simulate the experience of an ex-husband going through a rough patch. Your lack of culinary skills and inability to think of fun things to do leads you straight to the golden arches. At least you can put an end to this single-parent charade by taking them back home, so your competent spouse can cook them some vegetables.

Get a new haircut

Suddenly caring about your appearance and attempting to reinvent yourself is classic divorcee behaviour. Trick yourself and your barber into thinking your wife has filed papers by asking for a number one with a tapered fade. Then go home and show your partner the new

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