Didn't get raptured, huh? Yeah, me neither. I was kind of hoping the Kingdom of Heaven opening and Hoover-vacuuming-up the souls of the righteous would get me out of having to write this -- or maybe spare you from reading it. Oh well.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky. Until now, anyway.

You see, a South African preacher recently predicted the rapture was coming on Sept. 23. Some say it was actually Sept. 24. Still others say the window was anywhere from Sept. 20 through Sept. 24 (it's all tied to the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah and the blowing of trumpets and I'm just not going to get into all of that because our Jewish brothers and sisters have been through enough).

For whatever combination of reasons, this prediction was taken very seriously by t

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