U.S. - Well, this can't be good.

After Chick-fil-A caved to the LGBTQ lobby and agreed to stop donating money to certain Christian organizations, the lemonade at various Chick-fil-A locations immediately began turning into blood.

"Uh, boss, you'd better come see this!" cried one employee at an Albany location. "I just squeezed the lemons like normal---I swear!"

One Chick-fil-A location in Toledo was swarmed with frogs and locusts, while the judgment of darkness fell on other restaurants throughout California, though that may just have been a regular power outage.

Restaurant representatives quickly spun the news and said the beverage is their new Blood-Orange Lemonade that's "rich in iron."

"There's no problem here," said a nervous CFA spokesperson. "Liquid turning to blood is always a

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