SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Confirming he had never watched the terrifying depictions of corporate technology present in Terminator 2 , Blade Runner , Minority Report , or any other classic science fiction film, local man Dick Philips voiced his full support for the new Amazon Key smart lock system Friday.

"What could possibly go wrong, giving a massive corporation access to a video camera and the locks to my home?" Philips asked, before stating for the record he'd never actually caught 2001: A Space Odyssey or The Matrix . "I just don't see how an international megacorporation could ever abuse technology in any way that would devastate civilization as we know it."

"Why do you think a company camera comes with the product? So we can make sure everything is fine, that's why," he added.

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