WICHITA, KS

Due to overcrowding in the play room, a local McDonald’s has set up a mobile vasectomy clinic in the parking lot as service to the many families that stop by each day.

“We’re not forcing it on anyone,” said the restaurant spokesperson. “But if you’re buying 10 or more Happy Meals maybe it’s time to take some action.”

Local Mennonite father Peter Bueckert said he wasn’t ready to go under the knife just quite yet, but said when the time comes he was glad to know he could just pop by for the procedure between McNuggets.

“I’ve got to hand it to them, it sure is convenient,” said Bueckert. “But I’m just not sure I’m ready to make that kind of commitment.”

Mrs. Bueckert, on the other hand, said she was tired of Peter’s stalling and said she didn’t have time for any more excuses.

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