DO internet-famous twats you’ve never heard of keep intruding on your life? These are the new media knobheads you’ll hate explained as quickly and painlessly as possible:

Mr Beast

YouTuber who racks up views with genuinely surprising cash prizes for stunts, such as $250,000 to be physically chained to your ex for 30 days. Did a TV version no one watched. Moved into the snack market. Which is weird.

Hannah Neeleman

A ‘tradwife’ who simperingly encourages women to embrace the fulfilment that only comes from dusting. Like other tradwives she forgets to mention her full-time job coining it in from TikTok videos.

Douglas Murray

Slightly upmarket right-wing racist who went to Oxford and once wrote a proper history book. An associate editor of the Spectator. Gay, which he feels is a clever

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