Ahhh, hate mail. It’s always such a delightful gift to receive any time of year, but especially around the holidays. If you’re considering giving the gift of irrational angry vitriol this year, here are a few helpful tips drawn from Daily Bonnet hate mail archives, that will ensure your message is the wonderful blessing you intend it to be.

Make sure to express vague and generalized disdain. Whatever you do, don’t make it clear what article has upset you. Just keep Andrew guessing. It’s more fun that way. Like a game.

Make sure you have very little understanding of what satire is or how it works before sending your email. Whatever you do, you’ll want to avoid giving the impression you’re a coherent and literate individual. Your message will be taken much more seriously if you can prove t

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