STEINBACH, MB

After decades, perhaps centuries, of controversy, a few heated letters to the editor of a small town Manitoba newspaper were instrumental in finally solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict once and for all.

“I can’t believe my letter to the local paper had such a profound impact,” said recent Nobel Peace Prize recipient Mr. Sam R. Froese of Blumenort. “I’m happy to hear that my 150 rambling and incoherent words will bring peace and stability to the region for all eternity.”

Froese had been embroiled in a back-and-forth letter war with Mr. Frank W. Hildebrand of Kleefeld, who felt Froese’s views on the situation didn’t take into account the full historic context nor the full breadth of scriptural teaching on the topic.

“We had been discussing the issue for years at the lo

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