FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has a beef ting wiv a temporary teacher throwin’ shade on him’s swag.

WAGWAN? Man ‘as been in turbo-turmoil dis week, fam. Active J wanted man’s peng form teacher Miss Jackson to see him’s new trim wiv slightly more fade but her did not come in.

Wot is dat habout? Miss Jackson ‘ad bare habandoned man. Him ‘ad hactually done him’s ’omework too. Den da school sed it woz gettin’ a supply teachbot instead!

Classdem cheered like idiots, hespecially dickhead Drilla, but man woz hyper-vexed coz a supply teachbot does not know how Active J’s hair works an’ man’s trim wud go unblessed, innit.

Teachbot 2.0 woz da bare rankest wasteman, fam. Him woz bein’ hultra-shouty wiv da brand muggle names for da register. When him got

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