THE ARK — After two weeks sailing upon the flood waters in the ark, Noah began to think that bringing the woodpeckers along may have been a bad idea.

"Another hole?? Dang woodpeckers," growled Noah, patching a puncture in the ark's hull. "I'll feed you to the owls, you hear me?? Don't think I won't do it!"

The woodpecker issue reportedly began to rear its ugly head shortly after the ark rose upon the waters. "Where do these holes in the ship keep coming from - and what the heck is that hammering sound??" asked Noah. "Oh man - I forgot about the woodpeckers! A wooden ship with woodpeckers, Lord? Ughhh...this is going to get annoying."

In addition to the woodpecker trouble, Noah quickly discovered the ark also had a severe beaver problem. "THAT'S THE BOTTOM DECK, YOU MORONS!" screamed Noa

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