We’ve all been there, standing in the grocery store aisle, looking at it.

Wow, how could anyone make something so dumb? Who would buy this?

Then you pause and look around. Well, it is kind of interesting. Maybe it’s good? Maybe I should try it.

This is your brain driving you to potential ruin. This is the morbid curiosity that crosses your mind when you see a dumb pumpkin spice product.

Fortunately, you don’t need to ruin your body with nutmeg levels that would be a red flag for the EPA. That’s my job.

Nick Ate It: 17 weird pumpkin spice-flavored foods, ranked

Because I have no regard for my health or free time, I’ve been out in the world perusing grocery store aisles for the weirdest pumpkin spice products out there.

It’s been a while now since the big pumpkin boom started. You’d

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