Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy was just as shocked as the rest of us when he digested the lyrics of Taylor Swift’s new song “Wood.”

Portnoy, 48, who is an avid Swiftie, took to social media after listening to Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, “three or four or five times.”

“I really did like the song ‘Wood’ the first couple times I listened to it,” Portnoy said in a video posted via Instagram on Friday, October 3.

However, after “chopping it up” on the message boards with other Swift fans, Portnoy came to the realization that the song was about the allegedly impressive genitalia of Swift’s fiancé, Travis Kelce.

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“It’s about Travis’ d***?” Portnoy questioned. “And then you re-listen and it’s all, ‘Red

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