LANDMARK, MB

After years of sharing the same washroom, local couple, Walter and Susanna Martens, have finally decided to upgrade their Landmark bungalow by adding a luxurious second bathroom.

“As soon as I saw those fancy tin commodes for sale at the Giant Tiger I snatched one up, brought it home, and put it under the bed,” said Walter. “This’ll be a real convenience during those 3 AM emergencies!”

Susanna says she has been trying to convince Walter to get a second bathroom for decades, but he’s always been reluctant to spend the money.

“He’s such a cheapskate,” says Susanna. “It’s just excuse after excuse with that man! ‘One will do the two of us just fine yet, !’ he says. Well, maybe if we had a bigger bathroom, one would be okay: the 14 quart size or something…But the bathroom we ha

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