WASHINGTON, D.C. - Old President Racist has struck again, announcing that he's writing executive orders to put up more barriers for Americans to exercise their Constitutional rights.

"What we need is to make it harder for 'those people' to get a gun," said President Joe Biden racistly. "You know what people I mean," Biden added with a racist wink.

With the executive order, in order to exercise a constitutional right, people will have to show a photo ID -- the most racist form of ID there is. People will also have to undergo background checks, even though many disadvantaged people out in rural areas are unable to afford a background. "Please show me your background so I can check it," they'll hear when they go to purchase a firearm, and when they say they don't have a background, they'll

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