Although I much preferred David Letterman, the one segment I watched on Jay Leno’s show was when he read funny headlines from real newspapers. Often they were humorous marriage pairings. I came very close on a few occasions to sending in a clipping from Steinbach’s local paper , but I never did. There was plenty of opportunity as Mennos do have some wildly inappropriate couplings. Here are a few.

10. The Dycks of Friedenfeld and Froeses of Neuhorst cordially invite you to the Dyck-Froese wedding on May 11 at the MB Church.

9. Yoder-Miller . No yoder-miller! No you’re da miller! No you are!

8. Block-Wall. This is either a brand new Fisher Price product or has something to do with a Joe Biden campaign promise. Hard to tell.

7. Nickel-Hamm . Affordable meat products are always

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