CORONA, CA - To commemorate President Trump's miraculous fight against COVID, officials at Monster Beverage Corporation have announced a brand new formulation infused with the very antibodies Trump used to fight off the disease.

"My white blood cells are the best there is, and they produce all the very best antibodies," Trump said in an interview. "I am proud to be able to donate my blood plasma to the fine folks at Monster Beverage for this exciting new formulation. Really, really fantastic."

In addition to taurine, ginseng, caffeine, and vitamin B12, each and every can of Monster's new "COVID Cure" will include a few drops of precious virus-fighting antibodies from the President himself.

"Yeah, we know this is incredibly disgusting," said Chaddicus Cornshock, a beverage scientist at t

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