WINNIPEG, MB

In an effort to more accurately reflect the realities of the situation, the Manitoba government has decided to rebrand Spring Break 2022 as ‘Winter Break Part 2.’ Area students were super excited about the change.

“Yay! Winter Break 2!” yelled Winnipeg high school student Sheldon as he stormed out of school on snowshoes. “It’s going to be a great time hanging out at the beach … I mean at my parent’s ice fishing shack …”

Students across the province were eagerly preparing everything they needed for Winter Break Part 2.

“I’ve got the cutest Spring Break, I mean Winter Break Part 2, outfit,” said 17-year-old Alison, showcasing her wardrobe on TikTok. “You should see the new skirt, I mean parka and Sorels, I just picked up! Winter Break Part 2 is going to be lit!”

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