AYLMER, ON

Local home school teacher and mother of eight, Janet Kehler of Aylmer, has been suspended from teaching her own children after giving a particularly riveting lesson on Darwinian evolution last Friday.

“It was the first time a home school teacher in this community has ever taught the government prescribed science curriculum, and I certainly hope it will be the last,” said Dad. “We home school those little munchkins to keep them away from garbage like this and if I can’t trust Mom with it then I don’t know who I can trust. It’s really unfortunate.”

Up until Friday, the Kehlers had followed a curriculum created by snake-handling Baptists in the Ozarks, but for some reason Mrs. Kehler decided to try something new.

“I figured I’d give it a whirl and see what the kids thought of i

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