ATLANTA, GA — This week, the parent company of the popular toy "Elf on a Shelf" announced a new extension to their product line – "Antifa On A Shelf," an Antifa-themed doll that burns down a different part of the house every night while the family sleeps.

"We wanted a product offering for our communist revolutionary customers who wish to celebrate Christmas," Lumistella Company President Mike Champion said in a statement. "This rascally toy promises the most surprises of any of our shelf-dwellers yet – to prepare for all the protests for racial justice, you'll need more than some cardboard for your windows!"

"It's our most peaceful toy yet!"

According to promotional material for what many are calling "Comrade Jingles," young children can anticipate fun new destruction from the activist

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