The world of the Englisher is one filled with excitement and adult beverages and over the years many a darper has moved to the city and abandoned their Mennonite traditions. On occasion, however, it goes the other way. Every once in a while, an outsider decides to leave it all behind and become a Menno. The process is gradual, but once you notice these signs, you’ll know you’re well on your way. No point resisting. Just surrender and join us.

You have an increased desire for pickled vegetables – Over time fresh carrots and peas just might not be as appealing as they once were. Instead, you just can’t stomach a veggie unless it’s been preserved in vinegar and stored in a mason jar for at least a year.

You start to harmonize with any song you hear on the radio – You’re listening to the o

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