VANCOUVER, BC

Mr. Klassen of Yarrow, BC was selected for random screening at the Vancouver Airport this past week. Mr. Klassen had been heading to visit f t in Kansas, when he was pulled aside for extra security.

“Normally the strip search is my favourite part of the job, but when I saw Mr. Abe Klassen saunter up, I was immediately taken aback,” said airport security worker Michael Doyle. “That was one man I certainly did not want to make drop his drawers…but it’s part of my job.”

After a pat down, full body scan and cavity search, airport security discovered a wide range of concealed items on Mr. Klassen’s person.

“That man has nooks and crannies like you wouldn’t believe,” said Doyle. “In one large crevice in his lower back I discovered a yerba mate gourd, an unopened can of Rogers G

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