SAN DIEGO, CA - The San Diego Zoo unveiled its highly anticipated new exhibit "Close Encounters With Cage-Stage Calvinists" Wednesday, garnering much acclaim and praise for the up-close-and-personal look at the notoriously aggressive species.

The exhibit allows zoo patrons the rare chance to interact with the wild creatures through a glass wall that is six inches thick - twice the thickness of the glass used for other large mammals.

One zoo member reported her experience was simultaneously frightening and invigorating. "It's such an experience to see these ferocious creatures right in front of you," she said. "If they weren't caged, they would have torn my assurance of salvation to shreds."

She further claimed one of the Calvinists began banging on the glass and screaming something abou

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