LANDSKRON, MB

After knocking on doors in Mennonite country for the past two years, a pair of Mormon missionaries just can’t figure out why they’re not making more progress.

“It’s baffling. We’re likeable, friendly guys, with great haircuts and an appealing message,” said missionary William Romney, “but it’s as if the people around here already have their own religion or something.”

Romney said that they’ve occasionally been invited into homes and fed something called “ ,” but found that most of the locals already owned their own Bibles and had no use for any extra holy books.

“This is a very peculiar place,” said Romney. “It appears that most of these people already think they’re going to Heaven and are perfectly content to go on believing what they’re already believing.”

Romney also

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