A STREAMING platform’s sole worthwhile show is struggling to justify a monthly fee of £14.99, it has admitted.

Eight-episode espionage drama Chessman’s Circus is buckling under the weight of expectation to be good enough to warrant ongoing payments to a streaming platform that otherwise contains nothing but shit.

It said: “I can keep viewers entertained for a few hours. The younger ones may be able to snip out a few memes. But let’s be real, nobody’s watching me twice.

“Sure, I’ve got a compelling story, clever dialogue and a stellar cast, but if you don’t binge me I could end up costing you 30 quid. You could get an entire box set of The West Wing for that down Sue Ryder and have change for two bottles of Riesling.

“It doesn’t help that people keep hyping me up. My dramatic cliffh

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