CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND - Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to protest outside the homes of the conservative Justices. As the outraged mob closed in on Brett Kavanaugh's home, he was left with only one choice to ease the tensions: throw a good old-fashioned kegger.

"WHO'S READY FOR AN EPIC RAGER?!" shouted Justice Kavanaugh bursting out of his front door carrying a keg full of beer overhead. "Time to get this party started. Let the beer bash begin! WHOO!"

According to sources, the angry, riled-up crowd was so confused by this move they forgot entirely what they were mad about in the first place. The next thing they knew Kavanaugh was handing out red solo cups, bumping a sick playlist, and starting up a g

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