If the Statue of Liberty is a symbol of America at its best, welcoming any and all seeking freedom and opportunity to our shores, it’s only right that we get a statue that represents the worst of America. Luckily, the tech bros are on it. According to Bloomberg , many Republican-aligned tech investors are trying to build new statues across America to prepare us for our own Fall of the Empire era.

Per the report, there are at least four Silicon Valley dopes looking to become modern-day Monuments Men. There’s Bitcoin mining enthusiast Ross Calvin, who has his sights set on building a 450-foot-tall statue of the Greek god Prometheus on Alcatraz island; Palantir co-founder and Peter Thiel pal Joe Lonsdale, who has made a habit of commissioning sculptures that evoke “classical aesthetics”; a

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